Got Any Grapes?
A duck walks into a convience store, jumps up on the counter and says to the cashier “Got any grapes?” The cashier replies “No, I don’t.” So the duck leaves the store.
He comes back an hour later and says to the guy “Got any grapes?” The guy replies again “I don’t have any grapes.” So the duck leaves.
The duck jumps up again and asks “Got any grapes?” The cashier, a little upset now replies “No, we don’t sell grapes here.” The duck leaves.
The duck comes back an hour later and hopes up on the counter. Before he could open his mouth the cashier says “If you ask me for grapes one more time I’m going to nail you to this counter.” So the duck asks “Got any nails?” The cashier replies “No, we have no nails.” The duck says “Got any grapes?”
That’s one of my favourite jokes of all time, I’m not sure why. Anyway, I’m eating grapes and Chocolate cookiewiches things. They have cream in the middle. So good.
Other then that, not much is happening. I’m heading up to Ontario again around the 10th, I can’t wait. For some reason I just don’t like New Brunswick anymore. Oh wait, I never have, nevermind. It’s just one of those weird longings that you have inside. I think it’s the fact that there is actually stuff in Ontario, where here I can’t see a future ever happening. Oh well, we’ll see what happens.
So I’ll be taking the bus, which is cool. I love busses. It’ll be about 20 hours or so, nothing an mp3 player can’t solve. I spend that much time on here for a joke, so I won’t notice it. Too bad they don’t hand out computers when you get on the bus, that would be cool.
Anyway, that’s all I feel like saying, so peace out, and that is all.
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