Ok, as per a suggestion from Ashley, I’m going to blog about kittens.
Personally, I’m not a big fan of kittens. Not really sure why, but I’m not. I guess because they’re annoying. I mean they’re always full of energy and I swear they have the worst timing ever. Take example the kitten that is here currently: She’s retarded. She wakes up at 1am and runs around the house running into walls. This is also the same cat that licks the soap dish, so I wouldn’t expect anything less. You know what they say though: Cats are like their owners. And Cheryl is as retarded and weird as they come.
Though in all fairness, kittens aren’t totally bad. I watched something sometime and they were firing kittens out of cannon. I mean it was awesome. What would you think would hurt more: A cannon ball or a cat flaying at you flailing its paws/claws? I’d go with the second one. Sure a cannonball would kill you, but with a kitten you would just suffer. And I mean if you’re contemplating shooting somebody with a cannon in the fist place, you might as well make them suffer.
Ok, I think that’s enough on kittens. I don’t want to set my standards too high. Just kidding. I honestly can’t think of anything else to say about kittens 
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