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So like, I was really bored today because everybody was at work. So I just sat around and did nothing. It was really depressing. I played a lot of Dofus, and realized I play it too much. It was depressing. Then I got hungry, and thought I had nothing in the fridge good to eat. But then I found a sub, so I was really happy. But then it was only a 6 inch, so I was still hungry, so it was depressing. So then after I ate I…
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I Love Eggs!
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…And then I was like “No way!” And she was all like “She so totally did!” So then I was like “How can she do that, she just broke up with Kevin like 3 hours ago?!” and she was like “I know, she is such a tramp. I mean how is Kevin supposed to feel?” So then then I said “I know, he must be like totally heart broken now. Just wait until he finds out that she’s pregnant with his baby. We should like totally bake him some cookies.” So then Kristen walked in and was like “Hi girls, did you hear about Britney and Kevin?” and then Tiffany was all up in her face like “Don’t go spreading stuff about my girl Britney!” and she was all like “It ain’t no rumor girl, Amber saw them ….
SHIRT NINJA LIVE ACTION NEWS !!
We have just received live updates from our top story tonight. We go live to Bill in the field
Bill: Hey Eggo. It’s a real disaster out here, bodies everywhere, women and children crying, and grown men dancing around in dresses with pink elephants; and it’s just an all up disaster out here Eggo. We’re still not certain of the cause, but we have discovered that the suspect also enjoys ham and cheese on toast. As the officer on the scene here has just told me “We’re making a real break here, it should be cleared up in no time.” Looks like hope is on the way, Back to you Eggo.
Thanks Bill, Stay safe out there. We now return you to your post in progress.
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…You love me. We’re a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won’t you say you love me too.
SHIRT NINJA LIVE ACTION NEWS !!
Good evening viewer, for those of you just tuning in we’ve been following a breaking story. It appears that *static* has been *static*. Police have been scarce to reveal details, but our expert investigating team has penetrated their de fences. Our only leads until now have been that they love eggs, as well as ham and cheese on toast. However, we have just been informed of info that will crack this case wide open: the person is completely insane. They have discovered blog posts by the suspect on a site “ShirtNinja.net”. Let’s hope this gets sorted soon so we can all sleep.
We now return you to your post in progress.
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…and that’s basically all i did all day. Then I went to sleep, and woke up again. How depressing is that. Then I got bored and decided I’d write to the people who read my blog. Then remembered that I got almost no feedback on my ShirtNinja’s New Hair Contest, so figure that nobody will give feedback to this either. So depressing. Whatever, I’ll just go listen to Something Corporate and write some poetry. So depressing, I know.
Shampoo In My Eyes
This serves as a double meaning. One: I got shampoo in my eyes, and it stings. I hate getting shampoo in my eyes. It’s right up there with ticking clocks. God I hate those clocks. And Two: I Couldn’t see where I was going with the site, so I err…don’t have the layout done yet. I need to make a banner or something like that…and stuff.
Now I know you’re all crying, but I have something for you to do in the meantime…It’s the ShirtNinja’s New Hair Contest! Help me figure out what to do with my hair! I’ve been putting off cutting it for a good month now (Actually, it wasn’t that great of a month, but anyhow). So below you will see some pictures of me looking like an idiot. As always. Focus on the hair. What would make this dashing moron’s hair look more presentable? Details would be nice. Or better yet, draw me some new hair! Whoever can come up with the best or funniest idea I’ll do…something for. I don’t know, just something! So hop to it readers!
Spriiiiiing Cleaning!
Yes, I know it’s not actually spring anymore, but since when have I ever done things on time? That’s right, never. So what, you may ask, am I cleaning? Well, I’m completely wiping the server and just putting up what is wanted. So what is happening:
- - Blogging software has been updated
– Blog layout has been updated so that it’s functional. It will become ‘pretty’ within the next 24 hours and made public.
– Hostees using the blogging software will have 48 hours to choose to move to the new software or have their stuff deleted. - - All non-active hostees (no log-ins in the past month) have been removed. If you have an issue, you have 48 hours to email me or your junk will be gone forever.
- – Both the SeKs forum and The Net have been removed: Both site and database.
- – Tons of random stuff has been removed, so there is sure to be a lot of broken links kicking around. Feel free to email me about those.
- – Hosting to public is no longer offered.
- – The Userplane WebChat is reopened (look on side panel).
- – Content ideas have been put into place, so keep an eye for them.
So now the question I’m sure you’re all asking: Why now Jeff? Well readers, it’s because it’s almost BLOGATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ExclamationMark! Yes, July 29th @ 9am is the 2006 Blogathon. This year I’ve decided to blog for the Tim Horton’s Children Foundation. The provide the chance for children from underprivileged children to go to summer camp, who wouldn’t be able to go otherwise. As a kid who has gone through this, I fully support what they’re doing. They provide memories that the children will remember forever, definitly a just cause.
So on that note: Sponsors would be awesome! I’m sure I’m going to hound a bunch of you. Come on, you know to wanna. Come on come come on come….ok, I’m too lazy to type it more then three times…right now. But expect it a lot within the next month.
Hmm, think that’s all I had to say in this post. I’ll find some good content later. For now, it’s time to make this layout FABULOUS!
Hand Tied
So I’ve figured out why I stopped blogging: I ran out of things to talk about. So in thinking of things, I thought “why not do somr random picture shit?” then remembered I only have my camera phone. So I may look into picking up a cheap digital next week, I miss taking pictures of everything and anything.
Anyway, this is what I have for you now:
Chriss Angel: This guy fly. Forget all his other tricks, I just want to fly. Check him out on youtube, I like this one myself. I want to fly!
Ok, so it wasn’t a lot, but it’s better then nothing. Feel free to send me topics or questions of the sort and I’ll blog about them, no matter how stupid. Let me have it readers!
Oh by the way, the title of this is Hand Tied because out of boredom and to im prove my typing speed I’vr decided to strap my left hand to the back of my chair, so all of this was donr with my right hand. Time to type it all up: 5minutes 49 seconds. Still a ways to go. 
Today
Yeah, can’t think of a good title for it, oh well.
Found this too funny. Last week I checked out some of my raw logs and found a ton of scam sites hotlinking one of my images and eating my bandwidth. So instead of simply removing it, I changed the image to say “If you can read this I fuck donkeys. Stop hotlinking assclown”. Harsh, I know. But they weren’t just hotlinking, they were attempting to do landline scams, so they had it coming. So now there is a ton of sites out there with that image posted on it. Makes me happy to know I made a 14 year old look like a dipshit. Screw you 14 year olds. Screw you twice.
I’m a website!
File sharing will give you mutated cats. See
Last but not least: Random Penguin Cam! Live! Thanks Ashley, you’ll never know how much time I’ve wasted watching these bastards. Ok, you will, it was about 2 hours. Damn penguins.
I’ll find more worthless stuff to check out tomarrow, or maybe even later on, we’ll see. And I’m working on transfering one of the stupidest things you will ever see from VHS to some kind of digital format. Right now I can only get it to MP2 for some reason. Anyway, I’ll figure it out and post it here as soon as I get it. If anybody knows any good programs, let ‘er rip
I’m Back!
A lot to say, so I’ll group it up.
Site:
I’m working on building it back up. In my fit of fury, I deleted most of the site. A lot of the content was and is still scattered around, but is in pieces of badly coded crap, so won’t work correctly. I’ve gone through stuff and deleted what I know is garbage, but have yet to decide what I’ll be putting up on the site. I’ll also work on a better layout once I decide what will be the content of the site. May just make it the Empire and this blog. Think that will be my best bet.
Me:
- Well, since my last post where I said I’ve moved out: Still in the same spot, though getting highly bored with it. By the end of the lease, I’m going to be gone, I’ve been in this town way too longl.
- Still have the same job, but have become bored with it. I do it and do it well, but I can’t see it progressing my life any. So if I can move up in the company sometime soon, cool. If not, guess I need to take my talents elsewhere.
- Was in a relationship for just over a month, broke up less then a week ago. To be honest, not sure why I was even in the realtionship, we had so little in common. Oh well, it happens.
- Had my gmail and my 7-year old hotmail account bruteforced (hacked). So lost them completely. Eventually got Google to simply suspend the account after 2 weeks. A lot of help that does, sure they already have gotten anything they wanted from it. Yet to get my hotmail back, not even going to bother.
Now:
So that brings us up to now. I’ve been getting fucked by everybody, and it’s over. I’ve become soft, and I’m sick of it. Fuck emotions, they get in the way. No more little 14 year olds attacking my accounts between their weekly circle jerks, no more whores who run my bank account dry because they can’t hold a job and sure as hell no more cocky newbie boss telling me how to do my job.
So the Bitch is back, so expect me to actually start doing shit I like doing again. I’ll be updating the site, blogging, maybe doing some graphics again. Yeah, definitly time for a change.