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So like, I was really bored today because everybody was at work. So I just sat around and did nothing. It was really depressing. I played a lot of Dofus, and realized I play it too much. It was depressing. Then I got hungry, and thought I had nothing in the fridge good to eat. But then I found a sub, so I was really happy. But then it was only a 6 inch, so I was still hungry, so it was depressing. So then after I ate I…
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We interrupt your normal scheduled episode of Blogging for Apples for an important Shirt Ninja Live Action News Update:
I Love Eggs!
We’ll bring you more on this top story as updates are available. We now return to Emo Template already in progress.
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…And then I was like “No way!” And she was all like “She so totally did!” So then I was like “How can she do that, she just broke up with Kevin like 3 hours ago?!” and she was like “I know, she is such a tramp. I mean how is Kevin supposed to feel?” So then then I said “I know, he must be like totally heart broken now. Just wait until he finds out that she’s pregnant with his baby. We should like totally bake him some cookies.” So then Kristen walked in and was like “Hi girls, did you hear about Britney and Kevin?” and then Tiffany was all up in her face like “Don’t go spreading stuff about my girl Britney!” and she was all like “It ain’t no rumor girl, Amber saw them ….
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We have just received live updates from our top story tonight. We go live to Bill in the field
Bill: Hey Eggo. It’s a real disaster out here, bodies everywhere, women and children crying, and grown men dancing around in dresses with pink elephants; and it’s just an all up disaster out here Eggo. We’re still not certain of the cause, but we have discovered that the suspect also enjoys ham and cheese on toast. As the officer on the scene here has just told me “We’re making a real break here, it should be cleared up in no time.” Looks like hope is on the way, Back to you Eggo.
Thanks Bill, Stay safe out there. We now return you to your post in progress.
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…You love me. We’re a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won’t you say you love me too.
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Good evening viewer, for those of you just tuning in we’ve been following a breaking story. It appears that *static* has been *static*. Police have been scarce to reveal details, but our expert investigating team has penetrated their de fences. Our only leads until now have been that they love eggs, as well as ham and cheese on toast. However, we have just been informed of info that will crack this case wide open: the person is completely insane. They have discovered blog posts by the suspect on a site “ShirtNinja.net”. Let’s hope this gets sorted soon so we can all sleep.
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…and that’s basically all i did all day. Then I went to sleep, and woke up again. How depressing is that. Then I got bored and decided I’d write to the people who read my blog. Then remembered that I got almost no feedback on my ShirtNinja’s New Hair Contest, so figure that nobody will give feedback to this either. So depressing. Whatever, I’ll just go listen to Something Corporate and write some poetry. So depressing, I know.
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