Archive for July 26th, 2006
Ronald 3:16
I was at McDonalds a few minutes ago (because we all know I’m a great chef) and there is an old woman next to me. As the worker hands me my food the old woman says “Make sure to thank the lord before you eat”. Now the first thing that came to my head was “Lady, until Jesus delivers in 30 minutes or less he ain’t getting shit.” I almost said it, but the McEmployee could sense it and shot me daggers. So I just smiled and left. I was so tempted to say it, if I didn’t fear being decked by and old woman, I would have.
Anyway, not a lot else to say besides that. Attempted to make a Blogathon promo to throw up on youtube: Couldn’t stop laughing. I can’t be serious, I really can’t. I hope nobody ever asks me to tell somebody a family member is dead, I’ll end up sending a clown or a barbershop quartette
