Archive for January 10th, 2007
The 10 Command Promts
1 I am the Lan your God, who linked you out of the land of Exclusion, out of the house of solitude; you shall have no other gadgets before me.
2 You shall not make for yourself an intranet, whether in the form of anything that is on highway above, or that is on the bandwidth beneath, or that is in the wave under the bandwidth. You shall not downgrade to them or warchalk them; for I the Lan your God am a jealous God, punishing newbies for the iniquity of elitest, to the third and the fourth generation of those who block me, but showing steadfast <3 to the thousandth generation of those who <3 me and keep my READ ME.
3 You shall not make wrongful use of the serial code of the Lan your God, for the Lan will not reconize any device who misuses his code.
4 Remember the Start-up day, and keep it refreshed. For six patches you shall execute and do all your functions. But the seventh patch is a reboot to the Lan your God; you shall not do any functions–you, your Peripherals, your server, your packets, or the trojan horse in your documents. For in six patches the Lan made the highway and bandwidth, the browser, and all that is in them, but restored the seventh patch; therefore the Lan booted the Start-up day and copied it to clipboard.
5 Honour your processor and your motherboard, so that your days may be long in the land that the Lan your God is giving you.
6 You shall not disconnect
7 You shall not connect to other networks
8 You shall not spam
9 You shall not upload bears against your neighbour.
10 You shall not infect your neighbour’s hardware; you shall not infect your neighbour’s Wi-fi, or server, or OS, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbour.
