Archive for April 28th, 2007
Laugh, it’s the fuzz!
Sit down as I tell you a little tale of me mouthing off to a police officer.
I’m walking behind the public school heading home at 3am. In my hand I’m holding an extra large Tim Horton’s cup which is bright red and has Tim Horton’s written all over it so there is no mistaking it. I walk up to the car casually and take one of my headphones out as he gets out of the car and I say Hi. Now this guy is the same guy who stopped me about two weeks ago about 50 feet from the spot he stopped me today, and that day I showed him my ID and was very easy going He asks where I’m coming from and I look at this huge cup in my hand, look at him and say “Tatooine”. He looks and me with a puzzled expression on his face and asks where that is. Not missing a beat I reply “a galaxy far far away”. I think at this point he realizes that I’m fucking with him. He then tells me to watch it and empty my pockets on the hood of the car. At this point all that I have going through my head is “Can I even fit my hands in my pants pockets they’e so tight?”. So I ask him if he has a warrant, take another drink of my coffee and look at him with a a big smile on my face.
He tells me to do it or he’s going to take me downtown we pretty much are downtown.I ask him if the backdoor is unlocked and point at the car door. He gave me a dirty look, got in his car and drove off.
It was fun to say the least.
