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Hiss boo bah

My arm is all kinky and sore and oww. I’m not sure what I did to it, but from my elbow to my wrist is just throbbing in pain right now. I’m going to hop in the shower and see if the warm water helps it out some. If not, it’s going to be a long 9 and a half hours.

Also be sure to check out the B-spies Monitor team blog: For all your cat macro needs. Also, some good sites to check out are mentioned too :p

Uh oh

Almost missed the cue for this post. I’m attempting to think of witty comments to post for some of the blogs I’m monitoring, but it’s just not coming to me. That and Mags is being of no help at all coming up with ideas. Her last ‘idea’ was “I saw an article in Cosmo on 10 ways to tell your man he’s bad in bed”. Thanks Mags, that really helps. I hate you.

On a positive note, I got another sponsor bringing my new total to…..$67.03! Thanks Dad

I’ll try drawing some more pictures in a bit, maybe some more superheros if no other requests come in but for the moment my arm is kind of sore so give me a few.

Mags and Jeff go to the Zoo

Once upon a time two friends decided they were going to go to the zoo. So Jeff goes to Mags’ hotel and says “Mags, I’m down stairs!” and she came running down the stairs smiling. They go outside and Jeff asks Mags “Do you know where the Zoo is?” and Mags replies “I think I do” so they decided that Mags would lead.

First, they got on a bus. When they got off the bus, they got a trolly *ding ding*. The next thing they had to do was take a subway train, this is where it goes bad, Mags and Jeff didn’t know what subway they were supposed to take. “How about we take this one” says Mags pointing to a colored line on the map. “But I haven’t seen any blue trains go by” Jeff said smiling from ear to ear. Mags just looked at him trying to burn a hole in his face with her stare.

They got on the train, then got on another train. Then after that they got on ANOTHER train. After a little while they got off and had to wait for a bus to take them the rest of the way to the zoo. The bus came and Mags and Jeff were happy, they were almost there. But then, the evil bus driver with a cape and vampire teeth said “I want to suck your blood…but the bus is broke, so get off!” and made everybody get out of the bus and he drove off.

“Great, more waiting” Mags said. 20 minutes later, another bus came and got them. “Yay” Jeff said, we’re at the Zoo! Mags and Jeff went and saw a lot of animals including tigers and llamas and bears, oh my. Then when it was time to go home Jeff wasn’t feeling well because the sun hates him.

The End.

Superman

My mom suggested I try drawing my favorite superhero. So I looked at my colors and tries to decided what I could draw. It came down to Superman, the flash, the hulk, or the green lantern. Though since blue seems to be working the best, I went with Superman. I’m so bad at drawing, but this is fun.

Anymore suggestions? I have many many hours to go before I sleep.

Ten things…

Borrowing the idea from both Binary Blonde and the trainwreck diaries…10 things useless facts about me:

1. My left foot is about 1/2 an inch longer than my right.
2. I may very well be the worst singer of all time, but I do it anyway.
3. I have a tattoo on my left shoulder.
4. I own over 25 different hats.
5. I really don’t hate listening to pop songs that much (even though the bands may suck)
6. I could live off of poutine.
7. I buy sticky notes by the 1000s.
8. I have letter fridge magnets on my fridge spelling…obscene phrases
9. I’m a lot easier to talk to online than offline.
10. I haven’t actually cried since I was 9.

I gots…

…Nothin’. I’ve run out of memories and my second life plan seemed to flop. So I’ll sit here and blog about….whatever I suppose. Maybe I’ll start doodling on my white board, that’s always fun. If anybody has an requests post them in the comment and I’ll see how badly I can draw it.

Memory: Chuck E. Cheese

I had almost forgotten this memory completely. For one of my birthday parties I went to Chuck E. Cheese. We played arcade games and ate pizza. Up on stage they had some robotic versions of the characters for the restaurant. It was cool back then. I’ll put a picture of me and Chuck E. at the bottom of this post.

The answers for the last post were Captain Planet, Ninja Turtle and Peter Pan.