Archive for October 2nd, 2007
Ticked Tuesday: Why won’t you people just go die?
It’s fitting that I get so erk’d about this on a Tuesday. Maybe I’m taking Eggo’s gig for the week?
Anyhow, I really am hoping that all these crazy ass feminist bitches go die. I mean, we can vote, we can wear crazy slutty clothes anywhere we want, we can be like britney and go flashing our va-jay-jay all over hell’s half acre if we wanted to. (not that I do, so don’t ask.) Yet we can’t enjoy Disney Princesses because they’re a bad influence to young girls and provide an unrealistic image.
What. The. Fuck.
Look morons, IT’S A FUCKING CARTOON. I don’t know about anyone else, but I can honestly say that when I was watching Beauty and the Beast 14 years ago I was NOT thinking “boy, I can’t wait to be a french girl and fall in love with bigfoot”. And quite frankly, if your kid IS thinking that, there is something more wrong with them than a couple disney movies.
Also, I’m just annoyed with these crazy femibitches going on about how slutty the Disney princesses look. Strange, I didn’t know FLOOR LENGTH GOWNS and gloves were slutty. (well, I’ve seen the Tudors, but thats beside the point..) Granted, Ariel is a little bare, but she’s a mermaid. You try swimming in a floor length gown. I’ve never done it, but it would be a bit difficult. And again, if your kid is a mermaid, more issues than a disney movie. And yes, I know the argument “But it’s how they LOOK at you!”. Bullshit. They’re cartoon characters. If you’re looking for a cartoon character to seduce you, move to japan. I hear they really dig that shit over there.
In conclusion, the whole femibitch hatred of Disney is getting old. They’re not pedophiles (for the most part), they’re not trying to lure your children into prostitution, and they’re not ruining the ability for children to be children. Most of these characters are as old as you bitches are. Get over it.
That Canadian Guy (Glen Foster)
I love Glen Foster, he’s funny as all hell (I’ve actually found myself stealing some of his joke, he’s that good). I’d love to go see him live, that would make my year.
Anyway, he came to mind after a recent incident where I was viewing a court case. Whenever the witnesses would go on the stand they would say the whole “Place your hand on the bible. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth to the best of your abilities?” thing and every single time I got a smirk and had to keep myself from laughing. And this is Glen’s fault. In one of his acts he says something along the lines of “not everybody believes in the Bible and they’re criminals, they have no conscience. You can tell them to put their hand in this cheese cake and swear to tell the truth.” And because of that, I kept seeing them putting their hands in cheesecake.
Anyway, that’s really all I wanted to say. You can check out Glen on YouTube, he’s a funny guy.