Archive for October 9th, 2007
Ticked Tuesday: Dear Bad-Timing
Why do you always show up where you’re not wanted? Is there somebody that calls you up and says “Hey, we’re OK here can you come fuck it up?” I mean seriously, where the hell do you come from?
Lets take for instance the latest issue: writing this post. Any day of the week EXCEPT for today I could think of at least one thing that is annoying me, but today when everything has gone right and I can’t think of anything: It’s Tuesday. Why couldn’t you have let today be Monday or Wednesday, I’m sure I could have come up with something then. How dare you bless me with a good mood on the day that I’m supposed to be vengeful.
So in conclusion I think if you and I want to have a healthy relationship we have to set some boundaries, or we’re going to have to stop talking. The main one being not to show up when you’re not wanted. If you can do that, we’ll be BFFs. If not, sucks to be you.
See ya soon (or not),
Jeff
P.S. I hope you get this when you’re having a good day so that it makes you sad. Go go irony!
