Ticked Tuesday: Dear Sick People
You’re not very nice. No, I’m not talking about you sick people with cancer, I’m talking about those people who get sick with the flu or a cold and go around giving it to other people. Not only giving it to them, but coughing all over the place, sitting closer than lovers and did I mention coughing all over the place?
I’m honestly quite upset right now at you, because now I’m sick. I never get sick. And tomorrow is Halloween at that and I have no voice. Were it not for my natural nice personality I would kill you and your entire family for this. Twice.
Next time you’re sick do us all a favor and go sit in a corner wearing a bio-hazard suit. Or better yet, just stay home. Asshole.
Boogers and snot,
Jeff
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