Archive for July 1st, 2008
I eat eggos like you for breakfast
I woke up this morning, like I’ve done a million times before, and decided “wow, I haven’t eaten since I went to sleep last, I can use some food”. Now given that I went to McDonald’s for breakfast yesterday, I thought I’d just have Eggos today.
Fair enough, I go make 2 Eggos and eat them. I then think to myself “They were good, I’ll have some more”. Of course, I have to open a new sleeve of Eggos since I had just finished one off. The next thing I know I’m ripping and tearing at this wrapper trying to get it open, yelling at the Eggos saying things like “Are you kidding? I eat Eggos like you for breakfast!”. It wasn’t until I said “Oh so you like it rough? Fine! I’ll cut your package off then eat you!” followed by “Yes, I know that it would be easier if I did it in the reverse order!” that I realized the two most important things:
1) I’m not only talking out loud to my breakfast, but yelling at it.
2) I make a lot of sexual references when I talk to my food.
I think from now on I’ll skip breakfast and just have a coffee.
