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• Ticked Tuesday: Dear Lazy typers

  Date: 2007.09.04 | Posted by Jeff | Category: Ticked Tuesday, Ze Authors | Response: 0

  I’m really annoyed with your laziness. I mean you’re seriously lazy. Typing isn’t a hard thing to do but if you get so lazy that you need to start shortening down 2 and 3 letter words (which in most places don’t even count as a ‘real’ word to begin with) then you need to find a different way to communicate.

  Lets do some examples here. If you types “g2g” or “brb” I can understand that because it’s easier and quicker than typing “got to go” or “be right back”, there are quite a few letters there and would take you a little bit longer to type. However, when you type “nite” instead of “night”, “u” instead of “you”, “r” instead of “are”, “2″ instead of “to/too”, etc… I want to just reach through the monitor and slap the fucktard out of you. If you’re shortening a word down by less than 3 letters you’re not saving time you’re being fucking lazy.

  Please try to work on this problem before our next meeting or GET THE HELL OF MY INTERNET. Tell your mom I say ‘Hi’.

  Cheers,
  Jeff