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Glurb

I’m not sure where I came up with the title for this so please, don’t ask me.

Anyways, I’m still up in the air here for my working situation. The last I heard (yesterday morning) was that Mandy wanted to have a meeting in London with me on Wednesday the 22nd. Obviously, since it wasn’t possible I told her I was in Canada and told her a phone call, or video confrence or anything of the sort is cool at anytime. I thought I was pretty cool about it really, even through in some humor about teleportation. But anyways, I haven’t got a reply from her yet.
The MOD job over at ca probabally won’t happen, but I was talking to Mandi today and now she knows I’m gunning for it, so that can’t go against me (I hope).

My Dad made me apply at Subway, KFC and Jumbo video today. I also just filled out applications for McDumphole and Wendy’s. Also I just did the online interview of Future Shop. If I get any of those jobs with exception to Jumbo video (and maybe Future Shop), you don’t want to know me, trust me on that one. I don’t want to work at a fast food place. Everybody says I’ll have to, well hell, I’ll be living out of a box first. McDonald’s can bite me, I won’t work there. And their food sucks.

So, to continue. When we came back, we (my Dad) got my headphones working again. They were doing the whole echo-y thing. He stripped the coating, and resoddered the wire’s. And now it’s great.

Also, I’ve been getting a crapload of comments about penis enlargement. They’re ads, but they’re insulting none the less. I don’t have a small penis! Ok, writing that is funny. Penis. Hehehe. Oh, and something Neil pointed out today that I nevre realized, is the ‘Gen’ part of XXXX. I always say I have a big Ego (which is true) and Neil said “Yeah, he’s got a big Gen too!” and I was like “Right on!”. Get it, Gen=Genitalia. Yeah, Neil was thinking. Go Neil.

Anyways, now that I’ve got myself miffed again at my situation, it’s time for a sleep. Well, to lay there for 2 hours until I fall asleep. I really have to figure out why I can’t sleep.

Meh, That is all.

The roof, the roof…

…The roof is on fire! We don’t need no water let the mother f’ucker burn. Burn mother f’cker, burn!

OK, so I’m a heartless, moraless asshole for singing that, but oh well. Incase I haven’t already told everybody, I got pictures of an apartment building that was on fire at about 4am-7am Friday morning. What was I doing up that early you ask? Well sitting on here of course, but besides the point.
Anyway, the pictures can be found at www.shirtninja.net/fire/ .
The videos can be found at www.shirtninja.net/fire/videos.

If anybody important cares to redistribute these or whatever, just make sure you give me credit, or I’ll kick your ass. No seriously, I will. But anyway, check it out.

Got Any Grapes?

A duck walks into a convience store, jumps up on the counter and says to the cashier “Got any grapes?” The cashier replies “No, I don’t.” So the duck leaves the store.
He comes back an hour later and says to the guy “Got any grapes?” The guy replies again “I don’t have any grapes.” So the duck leaves.
The duck jumps up again and asks “Got any grapes?” The cashier, a little upset now replies “No, we don’t sell grapes here.” The duck leaves.
The duck comes back an hour later and hopes up on the counter. Before he could open his mouth the cashier says “If you ask me for grapes one more time I’m going to nail you to this counter.” So the duck asks “Got any nails?” The cashier replies “No, we have no nails.” The duck says “Got any grapes?”

That’s one of my favourite jokes of all time, I’m not sure why. Anyway, I’m eating grapes and Chocolate cookiewiches things. They have cream in the middle. So good.

Other then that, not much is happening. I’m heading up to Ontario again around the 10th, I can’t wait. For some reason I just don’t like New Brunswick anymore. Oh wait, I never have, nevermind. It’s just one of those weird longings that you have inside. I think it’s the fact that there is actually stuff in Ontario, where here I can’t see a future ever happening. Oh well, we’ll see what happens.

So I’ll be taking the bus, which is cool. I love busses. It’ll be about 20 hours or so, nothing an mp3 player can’t solve. I spend that much time on here for a joke, so I won’t notice it. Too bad they don’t hand out computers when you get on the bus, that would be cool.

Anyway, that’s all I feel like saying, so peace out, and that is all.

The day after yesterday.

So it’s the day after project blog, and I’m not too tired. I slept for 2 hours, then was up again until 2am. Then slept until 3pm, and have been up since. I think that it’s just going to randomly hit me sometime within the next few days and I’ll be unable to move. Oh well, life goes on. Well, except if I’m tightrope walking when the tiredness kicks in.

Anyway, I’ll throw up some links here to conclude this post.
Crap-load of pick-up lines Halarious to read.
Ham’n'Cheese Check out the random image generator. BEWARE: WILL PASS ALOT OF TIME.

That’s it for now. That is all.

Leaving on a jetplane…

…again. This time I’m serious, I’m flying home tomarrow morning at 11:05. I’m downloading some tunes here, uploading pictures off my camera then heading off to bed (for some reason).

Oh, Since I filled up 25mb of space in 1 day on textamerica, I’m going ot be forced to settle with my server. All my pictures can be found dated HERE.
I’ll add in my blog when it’s updated, but if not check every other day or so if you’re really interested.

On a blog topic here, I think everybody should have a blog, because it would be alot more convienient then asking everybody “what’s up?”. And I’m still looking for sponsors for Project Blog I’ll end up sponsoring myself at this rate. Only 4 days people. Even a dollar, that’s all I ask. Come on, do it for the children. Seriously.

Ok, that is all.

*Click*

So I’m here at my Dad’s and it’s great. Kind of hot, but great. I went out and bought myself a kick-ass digitial camera. It’s a 3.1megapxel, 3x optical and 4x digital zoom, 16mb built in memory and takes SD mem. cards. It’s EXACTLY what I was hoping to find, and it was in my price range too. It cme to less then $210. It’s seriously an awesome little camera, and has a bunch of features that I’m too lazy to name. Check it out HERE. I have the Concord Eye-Q 3340z

Anyway, back to my vacation. It’s been pretty cool. We’ve been hanging around alot, working on fixing minor things up on the house. Well, I’ve been mostly watching, but that’s an understatement. We went to see buskers a few days ago, and there was guys juggling. They kicked ass. They juggled a birdbath, this, that, and FLAMING LAWNCHAIRS. That’s right, flamming lawn chairs. They were called the airborne comedians or something. If you see the name, check em out, they were highly entertaining.

And I think that’s about all I have to say. If I take any interesting pictures I’ll find somewhere to throw them up and get em out to you readers. I’ll more then likely just throw them here, as it’s the easiest way.

So peace out, enjoy your summer, keep visiting my site, give me money, and that is all.

Kiss me and smile for me

Tell me that you’ll wait for me.
Hold me like you’ll never let me go.
Because I’m leaving, on a jet plane,
Don’t know when I’ll be back again.

Well, I’m not actually going on a jet plane, but I am leaving. Tomarrow morning we start off on our grand ol’ fourteen-hour trip to Kingston. We’re going to stop in some place in Quebec though tomarrow night, so we won’t be driving strait through, that’s a killer. I can’t remember where, but I know it has a big Wal-Mart and I have $200 left to blow.

So yeah, I’m heading up to my Dad’s, and I have no clue what we’re doing there. He’s working on selling his house (it goes up in like 2 or 3 days or something) and moving to Ottawa. Though he’s not actually moving or looking for a place in Ottawa until August so I’m told. It would be cool to live in a big place like Ottawa, a nice change. Then again, I love big cities because you can get lost in them and keep to yourself. I hate small towns, too small and everybody knows you, really sucks.

Oh, and I hate Libraries. If you can remember me telling you: I returned a book in Jan. and they kept telling me to bring back after that, and eventually in April told me to pay, then mid/late April they called and told me they had it. Ok, make sence of that. Well I was left a message today telling me that my name was put into a collection agency. I nearly flipped out. I went up to the library, they claimed they didn’t have the book, and I owed $30. Well I payed it (because I’m not ruining my unborn credit line over a stupid fucking book) and told them that I will never use a library again as long as I live. It won’t be that hard since I burnt my library card after they called me in April.
So that is cleared up, but I lost $30. I think they’re all on crack, or just idiots. If it’s the second option, I fear for the world.

Oh, and if anybody happens to find a good used copy of the book Farienheit 451 by Ray Bradbury(ebay, whatever) for a half decent price (under $5) send me the link, I really want that book and can’t find it.

Ok, enough, I need to sleep, it will be a long road tomarrow. Cheese and whiskers, I’m out. That is all.

I’m not blogging.

As the title says, I’m not blogging.
I’m not going to tell you about my graduation. I’m not going to tell you that you can find pictures HERE
I’m not going to tell you that it’s been nice here and I’ve been spending all my time swimming or sleeping. No, I’m not.

And I’m not going to tell you whatelse I’m doing because I’m not blogging