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So just when I think everything in my life is shaping up, something happens.
I get into a relationship, I get a job, I think that with time I can do something with my left then POW: I get hit in the face with a brick.
So this may very well be my last day/night online for awhile here. I’ve been told that I’m cut off from the internet (including working). So if that’s so, I’m moving out. So, that will be that. I’m sure I’ll still have access, but not like I have now. I guess I should find a library.
Remember I always check My Email.
So good day and good night.
No Title, thanks.
So today I just feel like writing. I don’t care if anybody reads it, I don’t care if there are any comments posted about it, I just want to write because this stuff is giving me a headache keeping it in.
So a good friend of mine said to me 2 days ago that she wanted to be more then friends. Now for most single guys, you would think this would be great; Good friends is a great foundation for a good relationship.
However there is one catch: I don’t DO relationships. I don’t commit because I simply am not boyfriend material. I know it sounds weird coming from me, but it’s true. I don’t fair well with trusting people and opening up. The whole emotion thing is forign to me. You know when a guy’s longest relationship was two weeks, it’s not the best of signs.
Now, knowing that and trying to tell the friend is a whole new story. As anybody reading this would know, women feel more in emotions then men do, it’s a proven fact. When a women sets her heart to something, that is the everything. And to be a guy in that situation, it sucks.
So now our friendship is in shambles, she doesn’t want to talk to me for atleast a week and my sources say that she’s really torn up about this. I just wish it was different. I mean I really care about her, but a relationship? Can I commit? Fuck, I don’t know. God I hate when women suffer.
So yeah, Jeff asked me
By Megan
So yeah, Jeff asked me if I wanted to be an author in his blog, and I said “SURE!…. what blog?” After explaining it to me, and telling me who the other authors were for this, I of course questioned his choice, seeing as how people from his work are infact connected to it…. and I’m not exactly… well, I think I’d earn one of those warning labels “opinions herein do not neccessarily represent those of the owner”.
Well alrighty then Jeff… can’t say I didn’t warn you!
Anyways, yes… I will be posting on here.. what yet, I’m not entirely sure. More than likely bitching about my arm hurting (yeah I know, being an art student is tough work!) Or bitching about the collective stupidity of people.
So welcome me!
Megan <3
Coherrent or Cliched?
By Hayley
Well, hello there guys. I’m a new guest blogger for Mr Jeff, by his own request. I’m not all that great at blogging because I end up rambling or blog complete and utter garbage, but I decided to give it a shot anyway. So, let us begin then?
I’ve been laying in bed pretty much all week with a really bad throat, and it’s strange how doing nothing makes you feel so much more satisfied than achieving… Being ill also tends to put things into perspective as well, strangely, being ill makes me grateful for the body that I tend to take advantage of day in, day out.
I decided I need to read more, seeing as it would improve my spelling and creativity a fair bit. Something I seem to be lacking at present. I think it’s time for a big self-change phase personally, but I doubt it will ever take off. It’s just like those promises we all make at Lent or when we have that dreaded weigh-in… You know what I mean? It’s all the same in principle. It seems to me that the biggest flaw with regards to human nature is nothing more than procrastination. If you think about it, it makes sense.
Anyway, I had better end this entry, I’m moving on to rambling again.
Education is the opium of the masses.
Hayley <3
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You clicked there didn’t you? Yeah, I thought so. Anyway, on with what I have to say today, Ok? Yey. First off, how about some links, then I’ll do some talking.
The first of today’s links is a cool thing called GoogleSuggest. It’s google, but as you’re writing in your search it starts to fill out the field. It’s pretty cool really, it also shows you how many results tehre will be for the searched field. Give it a looksy.
Next I’ll throw in a little Napoleon Dynamite soundboard. I love this, it’s fun playing with sounds, Napoleon is sweet. Napoleon Dynamite Soundboard.
Ok, time for some Mario stuff here. First, we have somebody who played the entire Mario theme on a guitar (HERE).Next is Make Up Mario. This is very well done, and gives you quite a bit of items to dress up Mario. He can look pretty cool in a metallic blue hat and yellow shoes. Hmm, I had a 3rd mario link, but it’s gone, oh well.
Next is Bullies For Hire. This cracked me up, it’s so smart yet totally retarded at the same time. Have a look and laugh, because it’s great.
OK, anybody up for a little reading? Yeah, I know you’re reading this but are you up for a little more? Well check out Project Gutenberg if you are. They’ve been around for years how, but I just realized I never linked them. What they do is host a ton of e-books for free download. I know I’ve downloaded a ton of them never finished them, but downloaded them none the less.
Well I think that’s all the links I have for today, so I guess I’ll have to start talking about me. So I checked out a bit about the job that I’ve been going for, and it seems that my account has been created. What does this mean? I don’t know, but it can’t be a bad sign, can it?
Now if I’ve been talking to you lately, I have most likely told you that Photoshop refuses to work for me and I keep getting told that there is not enough virtual memory to run it. Now this is annoying, because it says I have 768mb of ram and 3gb in the virtual memory drive. Now to add insult to injury, I found out that Photoshop works in all the other profiles on this computer except mine. And worse to that, I can’t even close any of the million processes that are running to try and free up space. So then it comes to me “Why not try a linux distro?” So I go and look into it, then half an hour later it hits me: Photoshop won’t work outside of windows! So that was a waste of time.
So I did what everybody does when they hate windows: They whine to somebody else who hates windows. In my case today, it was Donnie. Now he suggested something that I wouldn’t have thought of in a million years: Install Paint Shop Pro. So I did, and it works. So today, Donnie is a genius. So now I have something other then mspaint and I’m happy.
Oh yeah, and I have 6 Gmail invites. If anybody happens to want an account, leave a comment or emal me and I’ll hook you up.
OK, that’s all I have to say, so now Turn off the internet, because there is nothing else good on here.
MEGAN IZ TEH KEWL!!111
By megan
OMG I TOYTOALLY STOLED JEFFS BLOGGER CUZ I R TEH KEWLEST!!
LOLZ LOLZ U WONNAR DO ME!!
KTHXBYNOW
101 Dalmations!
Has anybody tried writing the word ‘dalmations’? It’s such a weird word. Everybody write it in the comments. Do it! Ok, fine, don’t.
Anyway, I’m not sure what to say here today. I went to bed at 11 last night, which is weird for me, I usually go at 2. So I laid in bed for 3 hours. Yeah, I know, I could have been watching TV during that time. So then my night sucked, and I was woken up at 6:30. I’ve been up ever since. So about 8:30 I got up, showered, shaved, etc…vacuumed.
So that took me until 9:30. Then I had a few hours to worry about calling about a job. I’ll tell you this, calling for an interview is tough. I mean you don’t know if they’re there, or busy, or whats going on. I think it’s better when they call you about an interview.
Anyway, I eventually called at 11. It was busy. Then I called again, still busy. I eventually got ahold of the person around 12. I’m glad they don’t charge you for getting busy signals for long-distance calls (or do they?). Either way, phone call was good. Can’t say anymore then that. Infact, I shouldn’t even be saying this much as I’ll jynx it.
What else…oh, I changed the banner a bit. Rounded the corners and such. I think I’m going to try redoing the layout and remove the iframes. I’m not sure why, but it just doesn’t seem right. Somebody comment me and tell me what I should do, because I don’t know anymore.
Anyway, that’s all I’m saying here, I’m sure supper is almost ready and I’m starving. Tootles.
Edit: Here is some extra stuff.
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Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence |
 You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary. You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. |
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Your 80s Theme Song: |
Your 80s Theme Song is I Love Rock N Roll by Joan Jett |
B-day=Beer Day
Other Parts of the Site:
Forum
Empire
Radio Blog
Yeah, as you can see, I’m just listing the other parts of the site, as (incase you didn’t notice) the main url is forwarding to this page until the main page is done. And on that note, it’s not done, and I haven’t worked on it the past week.
Anyway, I have nothing to say, so I’m just going to post a lot of quizzes. Yep, that’s it.
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You scored as Pride.
Seven deadly sins |
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You scored as alternative. You’re partially respected for being an individual in a conformist world yet others take you as a radical. You have no place in society because you choose not to belong there – you’re the luckiest of them all, even if your parents are completely ashamed of you. Just don’t take drugs ok?
What Social Status are you? |
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You scored as Geno. Geno is the second character Mario meets. He is really a wooden doll possessed to get the Star Pieces back to the Star Road.
Which Super Mario RPG Character are you? |
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You scored as You will die utterly alone.. You got Donnie Darko3d!!1! The bad news is that you will die alone, cold, and dejected. The good news is that it’ll be in a spectacular fashion involving possible feedback loops, parallel dimensions, and other paradoxes (if you like that sort of thing.) You’ll certainly leave them guessing, anyways.
How Will You Die? |
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You scored as Peter. You’re a lovable but moronic idiot. And where as imbecile is a word, festeasio is not.
What Family Guy Character Are you? |
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You scored as Pyschic Vampire. You are a Pyschic Vampire. You feed of the energy of everyone around you. You find that alot of your friends feel weaker or tired around you and you could often think that you are somewhere else aka astral travel
What kind of vampire would you be |
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You scored as Han Solo. You are Han Solo. Wise-cracking, money-loving, hardened spacedog. Or so you’d have us believe.
Which Rebel Are You? |
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You scored as The Wizard. Even though you aren’t really what you say you are, you have a good soul, and just want everyone to be happy. An old kansas man at heart, you know the value of home, and hopefully will find your way back.
Which ‘Wizard of Oz’ Character are you? |
You scored as Maury Ballstein. you are Maury Ballstein. you own a big fashin company and have evil friend that lead you down the wrong path
What Zoolander Character are you |