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Pepperoni Pizza Pockets
So I’ve run out of pepperoni & bacon pizza pockets last night, so have nothing to munch on today. So i look in my freezer and see some pepperoni pizza pockets. Now these pepperoni pizza pockets have been in my freezer for at LEAST 2 months. I bought them when No Frills was out of pepperoni and bacon. I opened them up, had one bite, tasted like ass, threw them out. Tried them again a month ago: still tasted like ass.
So I decide today that I’m really hungry, maybe they won’t taste like ass. So I cook them have a bite: Nope, still taste like three shades of ass. So then it hits me; no not the vomiting, an idea: Lets put maple syurp on them to kill the taste. Well I’ll tell ya folks, PEPPERONI PIZZA POCKETS WITH MAPLE SYURP STILL TASTE LIKE ASS!
So now I wasted some good maple syurp and still can’t east these. So don’t buy pepperoni pizza pockets from McCain, they suck.
That is all.
Boston Pizza
Not a whole lot done today, ended up sleeping until 8:30pm, then rushing out to get to PetSmart before it closed at 9. Really wish they were open 24/7, I hate having to do stuff during the day, when I can’t. The heat takes a number on me doing even the smallest thing, can’t wait for winter to come.
Anyway, after that he went to Boston Pizza. Of course, I had to bring my camera. So I was playing around with it, and out of boredom decided to record our coversation. Well, it’s quite odd to say the least. Think we touched on quite a few different topics. Eventually, I told them the camera was on. Didn’t stop them too much though. So I came home ready to upload it to my computer and throw it up on youtube: MM2 sucks.
Between PetSmart and Boston Pizza, I came back to feed the toads. During that time, I had recorded them, uploaded it and put it on youtube no problem. However, now trying to get the Boston Pizza footage off, MM2 messes up about 1:30 into it (of 30 minutes total). No clue why, MM2 just stops responding. On top of that, when MM2 stops responding, so does all of windows; which makes me restart the whole computer. I’m going to try using Movie Maker V1 later to import it, hope that works. But doubt it. Stupid microcrap.
So anyway, yeah. As you can tell, not posting too much here, throwing a ton of random stupid videos up on my YouTube. So check it out. Videos are a little more complicated and time consuming then blog posts, gives me something to do.
Ok, now that’s it. LATER!
Working on it
Not too much going on, sitting here plotting out Episode 2 of BB: MAE. I’m attempting to work a little more on character development/interaction, as the first episode was quite flat. So I have A huge web on my BRAINBOARD. For those of you who are unawre of what I mean by a web, basically it’s a ton of random ideas thrown up with circles around them. When an idea relates directly to another idea, you link them using a line. As this tends to get quite messy, it becomes a web. I like this idea of connecting my thoughts, it’s hard to keep them organized some times.
HA snippet of what’s going through my brain:
What will they do? A challenge is needed to eliminate a character.
What will the challenge be? How is it played?
How will one win? How will one lose? What will they win? What will they lose?
How would each character react to the challenge (good, bad, happy, sad)? How would each character act towards the other characters’ ability in this challenge?
Then we have the final questions…
Who will win the challenge? Who will lose the challenge?
What reactions will characters have towards winning/losing/winner/loser?
Anyway, that’s one minor plot line going through my head. I’m not even sure of the answers yet. But I have a plot that if I go with it can lead me up to Episode 4. So just a matter of sorting this one out so we can get there. Woot. Ok, back to work.
EDIT: Ok, Episode 2 is all plotted out and ready for filming. A little more actually going on this episode. Here is one of the 4 plot webs that were done during the process. Believe it or not, this is actually one of the neater ones.
Character relations 2 plot web
Ronald 3:16
I was at McDonalds a few minutes ago (because we all know I’m a great chef) and there is an old woman next to me. As the worker hands me my food the old woman says “Make sure to thank the lord before you eat”. Now the first thing that came to my head was “Lady, until Jesus delivers in 30 minutes or less he ain’t getting shit.” I almost said it, but the McEmployee could sense it and shot me daggers. So I just smiled and left. I was so tempted to say it, if I didn’t fear being decked by and old woman, I would have.
Anyway, not a lot else to say besides that. Attempted to make a Blogathon promo to throw up on youtube: Couldn’t stop laughing. I can’t be serious, I really can’t. I hope nobody ever asks me to tell somebody a family member is dead, I’ll end up sending a clown or a barbershop quartette
Are you Scared?
Well you should be.
Yesterday I decided to finally go out and get a camcorder. First we went to FutureShop and they had a Canon ZR500 that I loved, was totally awesome. But I had to look at my options before buying it. So we look around, nothing better in my price range until we get to Sears. Sears had a JVC something or other for $299. The sales guy said it includes IEEE/firewire to hook it up to my computer, awesome. So I pick it up. Come home, he lied. Not even anything in the manual about hooking it up to a PC. Fine, screw him. Tape the box back up, take it back and put up enough of a stink to get a full refund. Best part there is it seems I didn’t put the card back in to register the camera. Oops.
So I decided to go back and get the uber-sexy Canon from Future Shop. Only catch is that it only connects using firewire, no USB. Whatever, I had to go buy a card with firewire on to hook it up. So the card is sitting on my coffee table right now, plan on putting it in later tonight.
As for the camera though, it’s uber-sexy. Compact (fits in my pocket!), tons of functions, clear picture, light, good sound and a 1-year warranty. I was offered the 4 year warranty, but I figure if I brake it, it will be within a year. If I can’t brake it in 365 days, it can’t be broken.
So what does this mean? It means my stupidity that has been flowing onto youtube through my webcam will no be expanded to stupidity wherever I am! So watch youtube, I don’t plan on stopping any time soon.
Next topic: BLOGATHON! July 29th guys, some sponsors would be lovely. A dollar or two isn’t much right guys? And it’s for the Tim Hortons Children’s Foundation, so you’ll feel better about yourself after. So click the Sponsor Me! on the left side of this page for more details or go HERE for a quick forward. As incentive for sponsors, those who sponsor me are free to contact me and I’ll take requests/mention them in a blog post/vlog post. Oh, and I’ll be doing vlog posts as well throughout the blogathon, so twice as much stupidity. So seriously people, it’s for the children: so sponsor me.
Anyway, that’s it for now. Later Y’all!
I’m a Romantic-Comedy!
So I just woke up from a dream. I rarely dream, so when I dream it’s like “Yes! Dream Yeaaaaah!”. Me dreaming is about as exciting as winning $5 on a lotto ticket; You’re super-excited even thought it’s not a lot. Anyway, here it is:
I was a celebrity figure. Let me correct that, I was an unhappy celebrity figure. Normally dressed fancy, rode in a limo, owns a big house etc. But as much money as I had, it really wasn’t what I was looking for. One day, decided to go off on my own to chill as normal people do. I dawned my blue hat and puffy blue vest from a dusty trunk in the back of my closet, some reflective shades and a pair of jeans. So I grabbed a cab and told him to take me where the action wasn’t and my life really was. Strangely enough, he took me the town which I grew up (not my real town I grew up in, my celebrity self. However, there were similarities). When I offered him some cash he refused it with a smile and told me he’d catch me next time around. When I got out I glanced at the license plate it said “1C1-14NC3″; One Chance. It was odd since it wasn’t in any sort of license plate format, and stuck in my mind.
First thing I decided to do is go for a walk to find somewhere to stay for the night. I ended up deciding on a room at a Bed N Breakfast, threw my bag in there and continued walking down King St (the main street of the town). So I walked King for an hour, window shopping all the mama & papa shops along the way. Though closed since it was a Sunday, the day of rest, it was comforting seeing these stores still existed somewhere and weren’t put out of business or bought out by larger companies. As I continued I decided that I would head to an old high school buddy’s place. Last I had heard he still lived with his parents and their 92 pink flamingo lawn ornaments. So I’d head there, wasn’t too far. So I cut off King and started to head down Victoria.
As I walk down Victoria I pass some of the larger stores: Wal-Mart, The Gap, IKEA. For a Sunday, the parking lots were packed. Guess corporate machines don’t need to rest. Getting a sick feeling thinking about how I’m part of the machine, I stick my hands in my pocket and I start walking faster.
Near the end of Victoria I can start to see my old friend’s house a few blocks away, the flamingos giving off what seems to be a radioactive pink glow in the late Sunday afternoon sun. It was then that she grabbed me. This woman was about 5′7″, a little shorter then myself, had blue eyes and straight brown hair pulled back into a ponytail. She wore a pair of tight-fitting blue jeans, white t-shirt and a long brown coat. At first sight, I was completely shocked by not only this woman’s sudden and unexpected actions but her amazing beauty.
“There you are” she exclaimed, “I’ve been waiting here for twenty minutes now. Let me guess, no money for a cab? Figures you wouldn’t even bother to call me. Now hurry up, if we don’t get in soon we won’t get good seats.” She grabbed my hand and started walking across the parking lot towards the cinema like a track star, nearly pulling my arm from my socket.
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I’m Sick
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So I’m sick. Runny nose, scratchy throat, coughing, headache, sore muscles, fever, tired; whole flu symtoms going on. Seems I only get sick in the summer. Really sucks.
So I can’t come up with something fantastic or amusing today, so I’ll simply throw some links at you. Enjoy. And sorry readers, I’ll come up with something good next post.
Banner Report – This is cool. A collection of Banner Ads. Definitly worth checking out, she has a ton.
OMG Google’s of Cash! – I think I need to get my Adsense up on here again. Maybe make more then $1.36 this time around.
I’ll try to put one of my ideas down in a post as soon as I feel better. Anyway, later readers.
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So like, I was really bored today because everybody was at work. So I just sat around and did nothing. It was really depressing. I played a lot of Dofus, and realized I play it too much. It was depressing. Then I got hungry, and thought I had nothing in the fridge good to eat. But then I found a sub, so I was really happy. But then it was only a 6 inch, so I was still hungry, so it was depressing. So then after I ate I…
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…And then I was like “No way!” And she was all like “She so totally did!” So then I was like “How can she do that, she just broke up with Kevin like 3 hours ago?!” and she was like “I know, she is such a tramp. I mean how is Kevin supposed to feel?” So then then I said “I know, he must be like totally heart broken now. Just wait until he finds out that she’s pregnant with his baby. We should like totally bake him some cookies.” So then Kristen walked in and was like “Hi girls, did you hear about Britney and Kevin?” and then Tiffany was all up in her face like “Don’t go spreading stuff about my girl Britney!” and she was all like “It ain’t no rumor girl, Amber saw them ….
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Bill: Hey Eggo. It’s a real disaster out here, bodies everywhere, women and children crying, and grown men dancing around in dresses with pink elephants; and it’s just an all up disaster out here Eggo. We’re still not certain of the cause, but we have discovered that the suspect also enjoys ham and cheese on toast. As the officer on the scene here has just told me “We’re making a real break here, it should be cleared up in no time.” Looks like hope is on the way, Back to you Eggo.
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…You love me. We’re a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won’t you say you love me too.
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…and that’s basically all i did all day. Then I went to sleep, and woke up again. How depressing is that. Then I got bored and decided I’d write to the people who read my blog. Then remembered that I got almost no feedback on my ShirtNinja’s New Hair Contest, so figure that nobody will give feedback to this either. So depressing. Whatever, I’ll just go listen to Something Corporate and write some poetry. So depressing, I know.
Shampoo In My Eyes
This serves as a double meaning. One: I got shampoo in my eyes, and it stings. I hate getting shampoo in my eyes. It’s right up there with ticking clocks. God I hate those clocks. And Two: I Couldn’t see where I was going with the site, so I err…don’t have the layout done yet. I need to make a banner or something like that…and stuff.
Now I know you’re all crying, but I have something for you to do in the meantime…It’s the ShirtNinja’s New Hair Contest! Help me figure out what to do with my hair! I’ve been putting off cutting it for a good month now (Actually, it wasn’t that great of a month, but anyhow). So below you will see some pictures of me looking like an idiot. As always. Focus on the hair. What would make this dashing moron’s hair look more presentable? Details would be nice. Or better yet, draw me some new hair! Whoever can come up with the best or funniest idea I’ll do…something for. I don’t know, just something! So hop to it readers!
