Blame it on the sun
Posted By Jeff On July 26, 2009 @ 8:01 am
Everybody always says “Blame it on the rain”. That’s so unfair, the rain gets a bad rap. It gives back the water that we already had at one point, it just cleaned it for us before returning it.
The sun on the other hand, is evil. It’s bright, it causes cancer, it keeps people awake who have to sleep during the day, it’s yellow. Yes, being yellow is a problem!
I think we should start an anti-sun movement. See if we can get it evicted. Personally, I’m on;y happy when it rains.
This one plus two
Posted By Jeff On July 26, 2009 @ 7:28 am
After this post, I have two more to go. I have no idea what I’m going to put in any of them. I’m totally and completely out of anything valuable to say. I can’t even see straight my head is so fuzzy right now. I’m working off muscle memory. There isn’t very much there given that my main memory isn’t good to start with.
Wiped
Posted By Jeff On July 26, 2009 @ 7:00 am
I’m exhaused. I can’t think, my brain is just fizzling on emptyness. Going to have to cancel the final game, not able to think of anything.
Though we’re down to 2 hours. We can survive that little bit longer!
Free Massages
Posted By Jeff On July 26, 2009 @ 6:30 am
I think blogathon should come with free massages. sounds like a good way to say thank you to me
Mental Juice
Posted By Jeff On July 26, 2009 @ 5:59 am
I think I’ve spilled my mental juice box on the floor. I tried getting the straw in, but squeezed it too hard and made a mess. Three hours left. Have to think of a toy. Gonna have to take a 10 minute nap, then do another round of my awesome manatees and decide on a toy. Cya all in 30!
Toy: Stretch Armstrong
Posted By Jeff On July 26, 2009 @ 5:31 am
The Answer is Stretch Armstrong!
This muscular looking man first came out in the mid ’70s without pants, but was later re-released in 1990 with shorts and a muscle shirt. What was cool about this toy is that you could stretch his arms and legs really far without them breaking. The toy was rubber and filled with corn syrup, making it thick but durable. There was also a Fetch Armstrong (a dog) and Stretch’s evil brother Wretch Armstrong.
An added ‘Did you know’ is that Universal Pictures is actually planning on making a movie about this character. Why? No freaking idea!
Congrats to Mokia who got it again! This time we’re giving it to the Spuddy Buddies, who are blogging for the Best Friends Animal Society.
I’ll have at least one more before the ‘thon is done. Will have to think of another tough one.
Toy: Round Six
Posted By Jeff On July 26, 2009 @ 5:00 am
Two dollars to your charity for the win on this, let’s do it!
What is it?
You can pull on it, twist it and throw it against a wall, but this toy won’t break because it’s strong!
Getting there
Posted By Jeff On July 26, 2009 @ 4:29 am
I think fatigue just decide it wanted to come for a visit. Good thing there is only four and a half hours left. Even better news: I have the next round almost prepared and written already of the Toy game. Again, I’ll give $2 to the winner. Cya in 30!
Plug: Grace Online
Posted By Jeff On July 26, 2009 @ 4:05 am
I’d like to give a shout out to Grace over at Grace Online.
She’s blogging in support of Kiva. KIVA raises money that goes towards entrepreneurs that are currently unable to better themselves to get started or their businesses due to poverty. Donating to the cause means not only bettering one person, but bettering a community and helping people get on their feet.
You can pledge to Grace’s cause by click here or the money jar below
Duh, I R Gud At Stuf
Posted By Jeff On July 26, 2009 @ 3:35 am
Everybody always talks about those important things that they’re good at, like playing the guitar or balancing a budget. But nobody ever talks about the little things that everybody is ‘Okay’ at that one person might excel at.
Me? I’m awesome at eating ice cream REALLY FAST! Nothing else, just ice cream!
What is your unsung awesome talent?